Monday, September 21, 2009

Ok so what the hell...im FAT again...AGAIN what the hell was i thinking?

So its 5 months after the birth of my second and im fat again...no just oh you put on a little weight fat but holy god your ass is amazingly enormous fat.
help...
I hate being fat and then again i love to eat..its this whole love hate relationship..I would pay anything to be 168 again...wow that seems along time ago and a few sizes ago.
I know im fat, and i hate it. What have i done? well i purchased a new jogging stroller! WOOTWOOT...lets see how this helps me in my adventures in losing some of that double trailer. Free ride is over cellulite!
I wonder if skinny people know they are skinny...? hummmm i can tell you that fat people know they are fat...not only do we know were fat we also know that everyone else knows so the next time you feel the urge to "advise" someone who is fat that they should watch what they eat...They know they are fat...they know that eating what they are eating will lead them into fatter land...so dont bother. Just dont.

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