Stuck here till 9pm....why me?

OK, so it 6pm and here i am sitting in front of the computer (as i always do every day of my life) answering questions with a smile....
(in my head I'm swearing like a truck driver on a pit stop at a HD).

I went to the gym today at 4pm (my "lunch" Hr. who the hell has lunch at 4pm?)

walked in, and I'm not going to lie i wanted to walk right back out and grab a cheeseburger.

I would kill for a double whopper combo with cheese and a full Coke, none of this b.s half-fat low-fat, no fat stuffed with "tastes like sugar" but causes cancer sugar b.s.

As you can tell the side effects of the change in my daily eating habits are now rearing there ugly little heads.

Ive hit the wall. Yes ladies and gents the dreaded WALL, and i have hit it on my 5th day. So sad but true.

Needless to say i just kept on walking, told the annoying inner voice to just shut the F-up. and just keep on trucking. Take it you baby B$tC&.

Note: Any time i want to quit i think of the Additonelle add i saw the other day.

Her is this very attractive woman dressed in proper clothing for their body type. A.K.A Fattie clothing.

and the caption reads "be who you truly are"

So.... F! who you are happy with being, Be your True Fat Self. Period.

Have you seen these girls? There like what 6 feet tall? I don't see a 5'4 model who is a size 14 on the cover!

What would the caption read?

"Bulgie but beautiful"

Please......

So enough ranting....

Here was my routine:

15 min on the elliptical at level 3*

*note: i have realized that just because its a level higher and a hell of a lot harder your not burning more calories your just toning more. so if you want to burn the fat keep to a lower lever and a higher pace.

just a note :P

Mooooving along...

Did

10*2 of armie thingies (take a pic of this one...note to self)
10*2 of the leg extensions (took it up a notch and did 90 pounds) OWCIE IT BURNS! but its a "GOOD" burning... LOL i don't know of such thing. but it is.

then i did the dreaded lose that fat ass and thigh workout..

you know the one...here close your eyes and picture this.

its a sit down exercises, with two arms the straddle your legs apart/together depending on whether your going to burn inner or outer fat.

ya you know the one.

did it till i wanted to cry. but my ass fells great. no lie. i feel like one of those beach models for some cellulite cream with tight white shorts and an unreal (probably plastic/air bushed) ass.

Then i took a shower. A fresh new CLEAN towel in tow.

This Sunday I'm going to get my ASS handed to me by my amazing-yet-slightly-unstable sister-in-law. she says she does it cuz she loves me...i just think she wants to see me cry. (kidding) No really she loves me, ok ok i love her :)

And on one last note:

Please get all your friends, sisters, girlfriends(if you swing thata way) boyfriends, dog walkers' nanny to log onto my blog. give feed back ! show me you care! love me! MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA.

no seriously, at the end of this months (April) i will not longer be able to afford to go to the gym and am now looking for a gym to sponsor me on my 6month adventure of loss of ass.

Adopt a Fat Friend, and spread the love :P

xoxo
SGM